So bein it be talk like a pirate day i be oferin ye pirate scurvey dawgs this here deal. I’ve not even finished the instructions fer this fyne seabird, nor the box art, nothin. I’ve been busy pillaging ARRR i mean sellin’ stuff at this here Ohio Rennaisance festival. But my Captain’s ears be burning with the ruminations that my fellow captains be lookin to expand ye fleets. Well i be busier then the Kings men in harbor after payday and have not released a new pirate ship in . . . two ARRRR make that FOUR months. So here be the deal. Ye be sending a note to my first mate, the boney lass Elizabeth “the dread valkyrie” Carnes and i be sending you not one but two of these here sloops before the official launch and the King’s navy can get their hands on them. This be costin you the paltry sum of $50 plus ye cost to mail said vessels to your home port. Once my mate confirms ye have transferred the coin to my treasure chest, i be sendin the word to my crew to construct your new sloops.
Signed Capn Brian “DOOM” Carnes, from the seas of purgatory..
Recap and translation for the mundanes out there . . . This is a prerelease deal. You message my wife, she’ll work with you to invoice you, and I’ll send two of this new design to you. No box art yet or instructions so you’ll get it in a bubble wrap bag and the masting instructions i send are the bermuda sloop (uses the same mast) When i release this ship these will be 30 each so you save 10 bucks on the ships. You are also paying the shipping, which should not be too bad because we are not sticking this in a retail box so we’ll fit it in the smallest flat rate box it will safely fit inside. Ships come unassembled and unpainted as all our kits do.
Happy talk like a pirate day!!